Because
you don't like her and feel emotionally distant from her. This is only aided by her seemingly grudging attempts to communicate with you.

Too honest?

You could always tell her you're researching a role model of yours called Oedepus, while looking for a mother's-day love swing for the two of you. That should keep her away.
(thisismyclone, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)

you sir are a sick sick man
you've not seen my mum :/
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)