Yeah, well, you just wait and see what my next Offline SSG Bullying Event will be.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

He's in the shower.
Think I'll go and fiddle with the hot and cold water.

(I can see the opportunity for a strike through joke here)
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

jokes on you,
i pissed in the shower.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

I pissed in your shampoo.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

i thought it smelt a bit meaty.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:36, archived)