I went to a friends gaff once
whilst he was attempting to open a Fray Bentos pie with a blunt tin opener. He was struggling and didn't really get anywhere, so he threw the pie half way across the room and stormed off to his bedroom and locked the door.

So what's worse, Fray Bentos or crack?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

I think they are both the same

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Evidently.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:19, archived)