"Grands Prix"
Monaco is good for the spectacle, annoying because of all the showbiz hangers-on and fun because of all the crashes

it's also a bit shit because absolutely no one can overtake and there's inevitably about an hour of safety car laps
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

Grand Prixes.
I'm not French.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:32, archived)