why aren't the sodding subtitles working?
they're all talking like HWAA HWAN EEO KUKA WOKA HUAN JOOWAN DO NAAAA, it doesn't make any bloody sense

and the female lead is a bit fugly, I've been ripped off for this sodding film
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:25, archived)

There's a remake
with Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Is this information useful?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:28, archived)

I know
problem there is she's fucking shit and ugly
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:31, archived)

I'd throw a fuck at it
golly, this sherry's got me quite randy.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:36, archived)

YES
SHE IS. THANK YOU. I never saw the attraction of her at all.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:37, archived)

horrible lanky blondey bimbo airhead spoilt bratty stick insect charisma vacuum of a Hollywood slagfest, that's what she is
and I'd tell her to her face

her stupid-looking pouty liposuctioned farty-smelling arse of a face that she thinks is really cute and attractive but really it looks like a dog's arse with a hat on and she's probably got worms and a fungal infection and horrible long greasy pubic hair and a facial hair problem, the fucking COW
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:42, archived)

What the fuck is with her stupid little deformed looking nose?
She also can't act to save her life. Buffy could have been good if it wasn't for her.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:44, archived)

her nose has to be that shape so she can't smell her own stagnant hairy armpits and festering body odour
I wish she'd just fuck off and explode
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:48, archived)

She gets killed in the remake of the Grudge, which is quite satisfying.
Stupid little straw head stick insect.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:52, archived)

you know those long-handled shovel things they use for taking bread out of a hot oven?
that's what I want to hit her with, one of those things BANG, right in her stupid pointy beaky face
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:55, archived)

and Buffy, don't get me fucking started on Buffy
Bufy should have been seven seasons of Willow getting her lez on with Evil Willow, interspersed with one-hour specials featuring Eliza Dushku and her magnificent breasts
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:52, archived)

Evil Willow
I repeat, Evil Willow.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:53, archived)

fucking YEAH
proper kinky lesbianism, not that drippy doe-eyed stuttering mong of a woman she was shagging

GOD I wanted to punch her
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:56, archived)

Oh god Tara was a right boring fucking munter.
Worst lesbian ever.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:58, archived)

She was a shit lezzer
shitter than Beth off Brooky.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:00, archived)

and, AND that fucking annoying brat of a kid they wrote into it
she goes straight in a fucking car crusher full of broken glass, what the FUCK were they thinking there

fuck me, that programme was shit. I don't know why I watched it, it was just oddly compelling and on at the right time of night.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:01, archived)

She was in a episode of House I was watching earlier.
She nearly died a lot. She even managed to be fucking annoying doing that. She had a tick up her cunt, in the end. Haha.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:02, archived)

she was another stick-insect beaky faced attention whore
GOD why don't they all JUST. FUCK. OFF.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:05, archived)

I do enjoy it
when /talk gets all therapy.
Show me on the dolly, Frank, it's OK.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:59, archived)

DON'T PATRONISE ME WHEN I'M GETTING ANGRY ABOUT THINGS THAT DON'T MATTER YOU FAT CUNT

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:02, archived)

I'm doing the elephant
with my pockets out and my winkie going in circles.
Is it time for another cigarette yet?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:05, archived)

yes
I'll skin one up when my hands stop trembling
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:07, archived)