DRINK
I have moved on to sherry.
This is PROGRESS.
How's your PROGRESS?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:01, archived)

I can't make this computer connect to my parents network.
It's making me ANGRYYY
( Cae1, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:03, archived)

Also I want a job.
ON THE INTERNET.
( Cae1, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:33, archived)

Internet porn quality checker?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:43, archived)

Youtube comment reader.
"Lol my I.Q has not dropped to 60, but to 20!!!"
( Ttssattsr, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:44, archived)

there's money to be made in viral marketing on messageboards
I made over 300 pound a day at amoralwhore.com. you should check it out
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:06, archived)

the subtitles on my DVD of The Grudge aren't fucking working
I might make a Princess Diana Tunnel Racer game, that's a good plan
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:04, archived)

And topical!

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:08, archived)

stop cramping my style, I'mtrying to think of good ways to offend internet users

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:15, archived)

A true perfectionist at work!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:16, archived)

Can you make a flash anim
of Pickle Fairy being thrown out of a 12th story window?
Laughter track optional.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:11, archived)

why aren't the sodding subtitles working?
they're all talking like HWAA HWAN EEO KUKA WOKA HUAN JOOWAN DO NAAAA, it doesn't make any bloody sense

and the female lead is a bit fugly, I've been ripped off for this sodding film
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:25, archived)

There's a remake
with Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Is this information useful?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:28, archived)

I know
problem there is she's fucking shit and ugly
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:31, archived)

I'd throw a fuck at it
golly, this sherry's got me quite randy.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:36, archived)

YES
SHE IS. THANK YOU. I never saw the attraction of her at all.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:37, archived)

horrible lanky blondey bimbo airhead spoilt bratty stick insect charisma vacuum of a Hollywood slagfest, that's what she is
and I'd tell her to her face

her stupid-looking pouty liposuctioned farty-smelling arse of a face that she thinks is really cute and attractive but really it looks like a dog's arse with a hat on and she's probably got worms and a fungal infection and horrible long greasy pubic hair and a facial hair problem, the fucking COW
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:42, archived)

What the fuck is with her stupid little deformed looking nose?
She also can't act to save her life. Buffy could have been good if it wasn't for her.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:44, archived)

her nose has to be that shape so she can't smell her own stagnant hairy armpits and festering body odour
I wish she'd just fuck off and explode
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:48, archived)

She gets killed in the remake of the Grudge, which is quite satisfying.
Stupid little straw head stick insect.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:52, archived)

you know those long-handled shovel things they use for taking bread out of a hot oven?
that's what I want to hit her with, one of those things BANG, right in her stupid pointy beaky face
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:55, archived)

and Buffy, don't get me fucking started on Buffy
Bufy should have been seven seasons of Willow getting her lez on with Evil Willow, interspersed with one-hour specials featuring Eliza Dushku and her magnificent breasts
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:52, archived)

Evil Willow
I repeat, Evil Willow.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:53, archived)

fucking YEAH
proper kinky lesbianism, not that drippy doe-eyed stuttering mong of a woman she was shagging

GOD I wanted to punch her
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:56, archived)

Oh god Tara was a right boring fucking munter.
Worst lesbian ever.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:58, archived)

She was a shit lezzer
shitter than Beth off Brooky.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:00, archived)

and, AND that fucking annoying brat of a kid they wrote into it
she goes straight in a fucking car crusher full of broken glass, what the FUCK were they thinking there

fuck me, that programme was shit. I don't know why I watched it, it was just oddly compelling and on at the right time of night.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:01, archived)

She was in a episode of House I was watching earlier.
She nearly died a lot. She even managed to be fucking annoying doing that. She had a tick up her cunt, in the end. Haha.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:02, archived)

she was another stick-insect beaky faced attention whore
GOD why don't they all JUST. FUCK. OFF.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:05, archived)

I do enjoy it
when /talk gets all therapy.
Show me on the dolly, Frank, it's OK.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:59, archived)

DON'T PATRONISE ME WHEN I'M GETTING ANGRY ABOUT THINGS THAT DON'T MATTER YOU FAT CUNT

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:02, archived)

I'm doing the elephant
with my pockets out and my winkie going in circles.
Is it time for another cigarette yet?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:05, archived)

yes
I'll skin one up when my hands stop trembling
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:07, archived)

double vision
double double vision
( scott,, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:06, archived)

I just poured some sherry on the carpet
ROCK AND ROLL
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:07, archived)

I'm wondering whether it's worth ripping all my CDs to FLAC and replacing my mp3s,
and if so whether I should also rerip all my vinyl now that I have a nicer setup, or just convert to FLAC from the original wav files and live with the lower fidelity.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:08, archived)

Are you going to flog your records?
If not, don't bother. Masturbation is more entertaining.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:10, archived)

I only ripped at 192kbs the first time round.
Listening on speakers I can't tell the difference, but when I put on a pair of decent headphones it doesn't sound as nice.

Whether it sounds bad enough to spend a week or so ripping CDs, I'm not so sure.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:17, archived)

From 192 to ~320 is a noticable difference, but from 320 to lossless is a horrible waste of space for a change in quality you wont pick up.

( Ttssattsr, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:20, archived)

Yeah, you're almost certainly right.
VBR is probably the way to go, and it's just my inner geek who can't bear the thought of an imperfect reproduction, no matter how ridiculously minute the difference is.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:24, archived)

I know what you mean, but to my mind 30mb for a track is a big price to pay for lossless.
If you don't already use it, I really recommend EAC for CD ripping.
( Ttssattsr, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:25, archived)

EAC is what I used the first time round.
Sadly I don't have it on this computer because it isn't running Windows, but I imagine it'll run under Wine.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:30, archived)

I love it. Ripping at 2.5x gets a little irritating at times but I could it could be worse - I could be ripping as m4a.

( Ttssattsr, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:32, archived)

It's awesome.
Best ripper I've used by far.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:35, archived)

Can we discuss ID3v2 tagging?
I'm starting to get the horn.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:26, archived)

Nerd!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:44, archived)

Mong

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:45, archived)

Fag!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:48, archived)

Clergy!

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:49, archived)

Spacker!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:50, archived)

Festering ragged remains of Jordan's badly packed kebab!

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:54, archived)

A common problem
I ripped most of my vinyl at 128kbps about 7 years ago.
Utter waste of time, really...95% is now available as decent quality torrents and the other 5% is stuff you'd only want to listen to over a 20K sound system.
Still, meant I didn't have to talk to my girlfriend for a few weeks.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:20, archived)

Makes mental note regarding how not to talk to the wife!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:23, archived)

Personally I prefer ....
Infidelity! So much more satisfying.
_{Stolen sweeties taste better}
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:11, archived)

Fuck FLAC.
VBR V0 is a smarter option.
( Ttssattsr, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:15, archived)

download a cracked copy of Real Producer
RM format is what all the major studios use, probably
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:27, archived)

Real Update
is vital.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:29, archived)

it's the first thing I install on new computers
I don't know how I'd manage without Real MessageCenter™ telling me to buy more Real products
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:33, archived)

I like to use it alongside the full Nero Suite
it's best to keep all your memory in use.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:41, archived)

I just realised I missed the thread about 1980s music
how disappointed am I
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:50, archived)

It was immense
some people typed, then some pixels came up on the screen.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:52, archived)

I sat around.
Then I made poop.
I sat around.
( Ttssattsr, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:15, archived)

and in all that time, you didn't move.
Disgusting.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:41, archived)

Hey, moving is for the fit and healthy.

( Ttssattsr, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:43, archived)

I've just raided my freezer for some scran.
Turns out all I have is roasted parsnips and garlic bread. Yum!

I'm not drinking sherry, I've had enough tonight.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:40, archived)

You're a fucking shit vicar
I hope your vicarage explodes all over your church.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:42, archived)

Bless you my son.
KA-BLAMMO...etc..
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:46, archived)

I bet the communion hosts are just disks of his coagulated, dried splooge.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:46, archived)

His dog collar
is the dessicated remains of his own fallopian tubing.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:49, archived)

His communion wine is the blood from the choirboy's bums that he just banged raw.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:51, archived)

His bible
is just odd pages from Razzle he found in a hedge.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:56, archived)

His congregation is made up entirely of sylvanian families characters with genitals drawn on their faces.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:59, archived)

His idea of missionary work
is to spend the money raised for the church roof on sex tourism. In Norfolk.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:03, archived)

He thinks the sermon on the mount was performed whilst on top of the village's Paris Hliton look alike.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:06, archived)

He turns wine into water
regularly.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:08, archived)

He eats like every meal is his Last Supper.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:08, archived)

This is my favourite ever thread about me.
I hope I remember it.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:12, archived)

He doesn't remember a fucking thing
SHITTY VICAR CUNT.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:16, archived)

Something something somehing...
Just imagine I've said something snappy and witty here, I'm too drunk and tired to do any thinking.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:53, archived)

POOR SERMON, WILL NOT BUY AGAIN, BWARE RIP OFF !!!!

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:54, archived)

THS GUY IS A TOTOL TIME WASTER. DO NOT BYE FROM HIM.
HE IS SUCH A SHIT VICAR HE OFFRED MY MUM A BAT'S CLOACA ON A PLATE INSTED OF CAKE!!11!!11!1!!
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:57, archived)

That's not what I offered your mum.
Blah blah mum joke blah.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:59, archived)

Are you insinuating that you offered my mum your penis?
Because in that case she said it looked like a bat's cloaca.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:01, archived)

Yeah, well...
goodnight. Cricket tomorrow, WOO!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:58, archived)

Sorry
but as acting head of the Parish Council, I've had a long conversation with the RSPCA and I'm afraid your presence at the cricket ground is no longer tolerable. Joyce will be happy to return your Chris Rea CDs and any other personal effects.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:12, archived)

I've got both beer and squash on the go.
Get me! I'm lining them up!
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:45, archived)

Careful now

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:47, archived)

There's even a bottle of wine open on my table.
It's like a liquid threesome in my mouth.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:48, archived)

Drinking beer, playing squash.
Yeah, we've all been there.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:47, archived)