See now, he might be mental but he does talk some sense
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4647579.stm
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

This especially
"If you give a poor man money, you don't ask him to change his clothes or the way he prays."
(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)

no
but maybe to dance a little
(thisismyclone, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

Oh well yes
'dancing for charity' is a tautology

char·i·ty (chr'-t) pronunciation
n., pl. -ties.

1. Provision of help or relief to the poor in exchange for a dance
2. Something given to help the needy in exchange for a dance
(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

On a more personal note,
I was talking about making a homeless old man give me a lap-dance outside Kwik Save.
(thisismyclone, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

Well i thought he did

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)

You might be wrong

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

I dont know if i admit that it might destroy the universe as we know it

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

Nnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooo!

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)

But you cant do that!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)

I know what you mean
COuld you imagine existence without HMSK?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)

*opens pack of tesco value razors*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)