True fact here
Fanny nurses can't find Ms Official's cervix. Now, I'm no fannyologist, but I'm fairly certain it's there.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

I have a really odd mental image now
involving torches and those long up-to-the-elbow gloves.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

That's more or less what happens
She had 'A Scare' some time ago and has to have regular colposcopy. Every time it's a new person gaping up her fanny they get lost. She'll be thrilled I told the internet this.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:59, archived)