I imagine
*wilt* would cover it, for men.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

Ok, next time I see a particulary hideous specimin.
I will be thinking of willy wilts and mingecringes.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:59, archived)