I caught some sun yesterday and today
I'm a bit pink
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 25 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

I hope you had cream on.
I got a mini bit on my face on Saturday, but I had sun cream on, so it's gone again.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

I didn't :(
I was hiding behind the missus last night while the sun went down behind Leeds infirmary
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 25 May 2009, 20:56, archived)