WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING BOX?!
I want my mail, damn it. Lush were meant to be sending me lovely things and it's not frigging well here yet.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

Lady boxes are between lady legs.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

*checks up skirt* no, it's not there.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

can I check?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

You're a brave lad, the last team of spelunkers were never heard from again.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

Is it a hard hat area only?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

You need a certificate.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

What qualifications do I need?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

Many, lots and big ones in dark places and being frightened.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

I'll take the job.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:02, archived)