In my view,
mass-murder of cows is no worse than digging up hundreds of potatoes with big fuck-off machinery.
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

You are the best person in Banbury:)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

That's not difficult, really.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)

I like the chap who said
"Sometimes you pull a pigs arsehole through and you get a handfull of spunk."
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)

you've never heard a potato scream for mercy

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)

i doubt pigs
have a concept of mercy
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:48, archived)

They've certainly never shown
me any.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)

no, they're evil,
fig 2.1
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)

I reckon I've seen enough
to be able to slaughter a tiddler like that.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)

That's a pig?
Fucking hell, Giles!
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)