haha
are you drunk?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 27 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

actual story here,
an ignorant workmate of a friend when she got her jury citation through actually said as much. Jury trials for great British justice.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:05, archived)