That's nothing.
I can't find the radiator in mine.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

follow the copper pipes from the boiler

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

Seriously.
Can't find it.
Given in looking.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

use divining sticks

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 27 May 2009, 20:09, archived)