*head in hands*
b3ta.com/questions/impulsebuys/post427590
Apparently it's okay because it's a vector.

What has made you facepalm today?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

Oh fucking hell.
/ac
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

I think you'll find that she just subverted your expectations.
You just don't get the joke.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

QOTW is a joke.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

But not a funny one.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

Well no, this is b3ta after all.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

Apparently they are being ironic.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

I LOVE HIM
www.b3ta.com/questions/impulsebuys/post432625
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

Friz made me giggle.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

Apparently it's strange you hate qotw but still like to trawl through looking for something to disparage.
Leave us to our un-ironic posts and just waffle amongst yourselves.

What did you have for lunch btw.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

Seriously though, what made her think that was a good idea?
'LOOK AT ME, I'M A GIRL ON THE INTERNET.'
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

I might post pictures of my cock all over /board.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

Then again, I won't.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

yeah, we've had enough baby photos

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

Oh you terrible cunt.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

I'm not sure whether I'm suggesting you have a baby dick,
or your baby is a dick,
or you use your baby like a dick during sex

and I'm unsure where these fall on the line for talking about other people's children, so sorry.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:11, archived)

haha
barca!
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 27 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

I'm going to the pub quiz in half an hour.
On this momentous day for English pride, what do you think the score will be? We have Stella the dentist on our team tonight if that's any help for you.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

english pride is pushing it a bit
most people i know have no interest in the scum winning.. the jammy bastards probably will though
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 27 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

What on earth are you blithering on about?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

Football.
Man U - Barca.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

Eh?
This is A1 quality satire. Pay attention
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

has anyone else lost the time and score on the screen?

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

It appears to be 1-1 in the manky minge v scabby cocks game on channel 4

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

She didn't even wear matching undies!
I, for one, am OUTRAGED TFD
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

ME TOO!
I fully expect any self-respecting woman who wishes to post semi-nude pictures of herself to a load of sweaty internet types just to win QOTW would at least have the good taste to coordinate.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

I NO!
And this is precisely why I'd never flash my undies on the internets. They don't match. Ever.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

I thought you only had one pair,
that you turn inside out when you absolutely have to.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

I might be manly
but I'm not THAT manly
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

This is why, my dear Blue Star, you are a respected internet lady.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

Aw shucks.
Thanks, lady.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

since when did women have self-respect?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

I normally give them a little in their own account
with a card and cheque book and everything

it makes them feel like real people
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

Independent lady!
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

she looks like she's using her superior female clenching skills to open it

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

Age normally does it.
When you realise you've survived, and you stop worrying too much about how you look, it just happens on its own.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 27 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

What am I meant to care about here?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

She's planning a terrorist attack on London last January.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

I thought it was this June?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

Don't ask me, pal.
You're the one who pulls these predictions out of your arse.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

So, you're saying it isn't June?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6178298
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

Might be August.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

I wonder what the reaction would be like if one of this lot were knobbing her?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

I can hear the internet doing a little cry.

( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

I wish I had a gun.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

I wish I had a bun.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

I wish I had your mum.

( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

I wish I had fun with your mum's bum.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

You must be the only one who's not cum on her fundrums.

( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

Having to use Google to find out where a fuel filter on a car was
and the Yahoo Answer was "underneath the car next to the petrol tank stupid."

It made me :(
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

*sadface*

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

That's nothing.
I can't find the radiator in mine.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

follow the copper pipes from the boiler

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

Seriously.
Can't find it.
Given in looking.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

use divining sticks

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 27 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

Using the internet to find out how to get better on Halo 2 used to be fun.

( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

EAT THE DISK FAT MAN
EAT MY MEAT
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

that's just awful
really really awful, it's the worst thing that i've ever seen on the internet, whichever party is responsible should be throughly ashamed
( well, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

I bet she doesn't even go to the right b4shes.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

TUTT is going to be FURIOUS

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

y'what?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

You get jealous of other girls posting photos of themselves online, DUH.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

oh right, yes.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

In his fetid little imagination, the internet it full of pictures of your tits.
He can but dream, though he'll loudly declare he has no need of any other breasts because he has Mrs Mykeyboy's.

I bet you refused to show them to him on webcam and he's got himself into a sulk.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

I'm sorry, can you show me where TUTT has said she'll show people her underwear to win QOTW?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

It looks a lot like I think cr3 looks like, I think I've seen photos of cr3
not in underwear though
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

I've met him
I'm sure I'd have remembered the bumps.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

if you meet him again
I think you should double check.

The standard method for this is the face first-rapid schnuzzle IIRC
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

He will get the full Flapjack blblblblbl treatment.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

Cor!

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

he's got smashing tits, it's true

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

Looking forward to meeting each and everyone of you on Saturday

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

*SNE*

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

Go fuck yourself

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

Show us your tits
And I'll come to say hello
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

You're hot.
Ignore these dullards, they don't get out much.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

Bollocks
I signed up to that.

I don't understand why.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

you're lucky I'm not going then

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

Me too

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

*does a little cry*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

Yes, and I look forward to repeating my opinion to your face.
Then perhaps you will appreciate that just because I think what you did was a pathetic and blatant attempt to bolster your own self esteem by getting a load of sweaty internet Dave's to pander to you, doesn;t mean I am a coward or indeed a horrible person.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

Mictoboy has made hundreds of vectors of women in various states of undress.
Are you planning on hunting down the models from all his source pics?
Also, I resent your choice of 'Dave', although sweaty is a fair description.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

It may mean you're not a coward
but it's certainly not the sort of thing I would consider very nice, and it does show that you appear to take the internet very seriously.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

Shit, a woman got some attention from people on the internet.
What a disaster.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

B3tans get riled at and are scared by typically feminine behaviour.
In other news: sky rumoured to be "blue".
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

typically feminine behaviour?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

You never see a bloke getting his knob out for the public to view.
Unless he's a flasher, of course.

Having said that, this is a very poor analogy; there aren't any non-genital parts of the male anatomy that are considered lewd.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

Really?
The only other person I know who tried to spam b3tans with this sort of thing had terrible problems with her own self-image and ended up feeling very stupid.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

what?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

Apparently blokes don't get their genitalia out.
Which is news to me. I've seen more cocks and arses on a night out in Sudbury than I could shake a shitty stick out. Men LOVE to expose their bums.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

It's still not typically feminine behaviour.
It's just the minority who stand out because they have their tits out.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

There's a difference between typically feminine as in typical behaviour for women,
and typically feminine as opposed to typically masculine.
I'm not sure which one he meant though.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

Apparently so...
QUICK TUTT, TO THE VECTORING MACHINE.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

I t seems that people
are just laying into her. If it's not hurting you/whoever then where's the harm?
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:26, archived)