It's also my birthday
which means Wednesdays are for cunts
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

Cancer cake for you my lad.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

You put yeast and flour and egg into a bowl
and watch it develop a malignant cyst until the candles go out?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

No.
You throat-fuck your mother blindfolded and cum over your dad's stomach.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

but which one of us wears the blindfold?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

THE CAKE, YOU DUMB SHEPHERD!

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

my mother is a cake?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:42, archived)