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Who's your favourite Jewish breakdancer?
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

LOLWACKY
and OMGRAGEOUSNESS ahoy
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

Do you like Doritos?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

Why?
Are you going to crudely shop me and some doritos onto porn and get yourself naughty stepped again?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

Might do.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

As I know nothing of Judaism or breakdancing
I'm going to ask how you liked my R.B.

How did you like my R.B.?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

you are

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

It's Wednesday today, but not for long.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

It's also my birthday
which means Wednesdays are for cunts
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

Cancer cake for you my lad.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

You put yeast and flour and egg into a bowl
and watch it develop a malignant cyst until the candles go out?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

No.
You throat-fuck your mother blindfolded and cum over your dad's stomach.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

but which one of us wears the blindfold?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

THE CAKE, YOU DUMB SHEPHERD!

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

my mother is a cake?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

well observed sherlock

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

how random

( well, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

i'm bored now, you do the rest

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

right, i'm off

( well, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

I'm still on my 100% record. 4 of the 5 bets I've put on have lost already.
Against the odds. If Ronaldo scores, it'll be the first money I've ever won gambling on sport. So he won't, and it'll be a 100% losing record on horses, dogs and football. I'm amazing.
( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

just go to a casino, get 20quids worth of chips
and bet five quid each on the 1-12 and 25-36 sections of the roulette table, twice. That'll break your losing streak.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

I don't count casinos, mind you I've never come out of one up.
It's incredible how my bets come out. Out of 11 races with 6 dogs in each race, I lost every time. I even placed bets on more than one dog most times. I bet I could make a fortune if I teamed up with a mate who bet on the opposite with ten times as much and shared the winnings.
( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

See, by saying Jewish you are both zany and a bit risque!
Pure comedy gold right there.

Awesome.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

Lionel Blair

( Zuowan, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:40, archived)