Captn you are a wrong 'un
I hear her clunge was always a bit lumpy. Dried on crust from the years of chav spluff it accommodated.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

I wondered what the smell was.
I just put it down to oozing bodily fluids.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

Nope,
She was a veritable hairy spunk bomb.

I think it wasn't the cancer that killed her, it was too much jizz.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:27, archived)