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Anyone in the Sheffield area have a pair of Julbo Sherpa mountain glasses they want to sell?
or similar mountain sunglasses/ glacier glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
I can help

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
Oh really?

(I helped save b3ta! shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
If by Sheffield you mean Marbella
& by Julbo Sherpa mountain glasses you mean cheap cigarettes

then yes
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

♥ βΓΘãDςωδΓD ♥
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

♥ ! ♥
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
I bet she sends you photos of yoghurt dripping out the side of her mouth
and you both use it as a wank fantasy that you've done sex together
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
Like we do,
darling?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
I fucking love it when you use those peach Danone's
with the chunky bits in
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
Sadly not.
Good luck on your quest.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
WAH WAH WAH

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
this is you this is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0xtojWKGjQ

it gives me teh fear
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
I have a Sherpa I want to sell

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
Is it the one with the 2.0 petrol engine?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
Leyland Daf lols

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
lol they stilll make them in Poland in Lublin lol

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
Amazing!
We used to have an ex royal mail one in red on the farm I worked at. No tax or MOT, mainly got used for doing powerslides on the wet grass!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
you can do that with
these as well

(That's what the LDV replaced)
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
Ace.
We also used to powerslide and J turn tractors. Surprisingly easy to do with independant rear breaks.

Some of the tractors had a hand throttle, a forward and back pedal on the right and independant breaks on the left.

Full speed forwards to full speed backwards in less than a second.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
that sounds mental
especially considering you're talking about 40" rims dawg
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
Holla!
Yeh, there was one John Deere we had that had 300bhp and rear wheels over 6 foot in diameter, good fun for terrorising othe road users!

We also used to take the weights off the front of the tractors, stick a heavy pallet on the back and see how far we could wheelie steering with the rear breaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
Not quite in the same league
but I used to drive a Fordson Super Dexter that had independent brakes. Excellent for cornering in the mud.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
Very true.
I have never driven a Fordson, we did have a 1968 Ford 4110 that was quite a giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
Get down, Sherpa

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
pffft
you can't keep them down
they'll climb up the curtains given half a chance
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
yeah, but I'm not selling them you.

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:55, archived)
That's a no then isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
No, i just dont like the colour of your skin.

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
In other news, does anyone know a good youth hostel down in London?
I was going to go to the Globetrotter Inn again, but it was closed down due to noisiness. Bumsticks.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:55, archived)
riverghost runs one
*being helpful*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
Will I wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my liver out?
It's handy to check these things. That and the bed linen.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
No idea.
I just know he runs one, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
If you ask nicely I'm sure he can accommodate your fetishes.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
Talk to riverghost, he runs one.
Rates are pretty reasonable apparently, but if it's next saturday it'll be full of b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
You mother's cunt.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
Sorry,
already fully occupied.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
No room inn da inn.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
I'm in Sheffield and I hardly ever use my Julbo Sherpa mountain glasses
make me an offer
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
£30?

(I helped save b3ta! shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
HAHAHAHA FOOLED YOU! I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE ANY JUMBO SHIRT MOUNTAIN GLASSES! AND I DON'T LIVE IN SHEFFIELD!
YOU FAT IDIOT! I MADE YOU LOOK SO STUPID!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
Awww
I feel rather silly now
(I helped save b3ta! shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
You should have replied to me.
27 mins to go on ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
Me! I have.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
fuck off, you're just trying to start a price war to stop me selling my Julbo Sherpa mountain glasses for a good price

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
I'm trying to drive the price up for you!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:04, archived)
They're mine and I want them back.
Don't go selling them on, you fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
I wouldn't dream of it double F.
How would I get across the glacier on the way to work every day?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
I haven't.
Damn, we fell at the first hurdle there.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 27 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
Have a proper look. You might find that you do. Most people do.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
I'm sure I have never owned a pair of Julbo Sherpa mountain glasses.

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
Ha, amazing!
Just looked in a cupboard and found a box labeled 'Julbo Sherpa mountain glasses'!

I don't live near Sheffield though. We've just twatted that second hurdle.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
Have a proper look. You might find that you do. Most people do.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
YES!

oh wait, No.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
WIKKIWIKKI WILDWILDWEST Jim West, Desperado

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
I have.
£25
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
Undercutting Gilgamesh by a fiver.
This'll get messy.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
Really?
I'm being rather naive in posting here but I want/need these now and I literally will march out my front door and get on me pushy and come round and buy them.
(I helped save b3ta! shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
Yeah.
Here's a picture of my son wearing them.

hani-akha.net/mpcd/photos/bamboo_glasses.jpg

Want my postcode?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
Hahaha
I'll pass ta, those are a little different to the ones I had in mind
(I helped save b3ta! shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
*grins*
Fair play to you for not throwing a paddy at us.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
I have read about this place
So I was prepared. I was just having a last ditch effort in finding me a pair
(I helped save b3ta! shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
you can buy mine
seriously, I've got two pairs and I never use them
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

why yes, actually a friend of mine is someone in the Nuneaton area who would like to swap their swing tennis set, specifically for a pair of Julbo Sherpa mountain glasses owned by someone in the Sheffield area. Can you find out if your friend wants a swing tennis set from someone in the Nuneaton area? If they don't it's no deal, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
They are going to get ripped off.
A swing tennis set is worth at least two pairs of Julbo Sherpa mountain glasses last time I checked.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
Maybe, but these come in a velvet bag lined with Jade's pubes.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
Jade's pubes, rarer that hen's teeth these day!

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:11, archived)
I harvested them myself.
Disguised as an embalmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:11, archived)
Good work.
She is wiv da angles now. ALWAYS IN AR HARTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
Indeed. It was a worthwhile visit.
The rigamortis firmed up the norks quite nicely. The clunge was a bit lumpy though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
Captn you are a wrong 'un
I hear her clunge was always a bit lumpy. Dried on crust from the years of chav spluff it accommodated.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
I wondered what the smell was.
I just put it down to oozing bodily fluids.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
Nope,
She was a veritable hairy spunk bomb.

I think it wasn't the cancer that killed her, it was too much jizz.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
How odd.
I'm in Sheffield and have a pair I was just about to put on ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
Really?
I feel I'm setting myself up for a fall with you talk guys!
(I helped save b3ta! shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
What ever gives you that idea?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

www.soovle.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
I've got a million pairs of the fucking things.
My house is made from them
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
The problem with a house made of glass
is everyone can see when you scratch your arse
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
and more....

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:11, archived)
Do I?
Why, my good man, I have every colour of the rainbow!
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
I live in the Himalayas
and have a pair of South Yorkshire Grime-o-matic Pit Goggles. Would they help?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
Are those the ones that come in a gift pack
With a whippet, a flat cap and a pint of mild?
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
Yes
I've kept the original chip in perfect condition, it still sits perfectly on your shoulder wherever you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
Brilliant.
I'll take them! How does, three racing pigeons and a whippet cage sound in exchange?
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
It depends what condition the rose tinting is in.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
I'm being nice now because you haven't had a spack at anyone for taking the piss
www.rawoutdoors.co.uk/Models.aspx?PartnerID=1&ModelID=2307
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
Ta, I will be buying some
but I'm not going to be home from 7am tomorrow morning. So owt off a website is going to be a bit late for when I ideally want them, which is now unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:28, archived)