It apparently has tiny flakes of gold to make little cuts in the back of your throat!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

I thought the gold was for decoration
and let it all settle at the bottom before pouring it out.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

Ah feck, I've been lied to.
www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/goldschlager.asp
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

No Goldschlager for you now!

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

I'm going to go and read a book now. Goodnight Internet people!
Did your whiskey arrive yet?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Yes.
I poured a measure of Goldschlager into the Firewire port and hit 'Reply'
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Yep,
got it, bleurgh filthy stuff!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

I've just read about mixing it with Jager and peppermint schnapps.
Tomorrow I will find a pub that can do this!
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

I have the Jagermiester, but not the Schnapps.
:(
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Mix 'em together and dunk a Wrigleys chewing gum in there.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 27 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

I only have sugar free, and it's normal mint
:(
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

YOU'RE SO FUCKING AWKWARD!!!!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 27 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

I've just made a mini one.
It's awful!
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

With the chewing gum?
I do apologise, I'm not very good with cocktails.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 27 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

:(
So I fear!
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:55, archived)