Hello Fat Club.
BLIMEY THE FOOTBALL, EH?!
I've been run off my feet and have had little time for your moaning this Wednesday.
How's the football effecting you, then?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

Not a jot!
Goldschlager on the other hand has been affecting me.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

Is that the one people say cuts you to get the alcohol into your system quicker?
Lordy..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

I'm not sure, but i hope not!
It's has shiny though. And I likes the shiny.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

It apparently has tiny flakes of gold to make little cuts in the back of your throat!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

I thought the gold was for decoration
and let it all settle at the bottom before pouring it out.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

Ah feck, I've been lied to.
www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/goldschlager.asp
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

No Goldschlager for you now!

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

I'm going to go and read a book now. Goodnight Internet people!
Did your whiskey arrive yet?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Yes.
I poured a measure of Goldschlager into the Firewire port and hit 'Reply'
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Yep,
got it, bleurgh filthy stuff!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

I've just read about mixing it with Jager and peppermint schnapps.
Tomorrow I will find a pub that can do this!
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

I have the Jagermiester, but not the Schnapps.
:(
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Mix 'em together and dunk a Wrigleys chewing gum in there.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 27 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

I only have sugar free, and it's normal mint
:(
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

YOU'RE SO FUCKING AWKWARD!!!!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 27 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

I've just made a mini one.
It's awful!
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

With the chewing gum?
I do apologise, I'm not very good with cocktails.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 27 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

:(
So I fear!
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

I have just poured myself a large Jamesons
Lovely.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

I can take whiskey
pour some into your CD Rom and e-mail it on.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

Ok,
I'll do that, should be arriving in you inbox any minute.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

I have a large mojito, but I think it needs more rum.
I got a taste for them at the cocktail bar yesterday.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 27 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

has it really taken you that long
to drag your corpulent sweaty bulk from the TV to the keyboard to post a message about the worlds most inane sporting event?
Fucking hell.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

I can see you've taken it better than most.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

I'm pretty sure he's posted a few times since the Monaco Grand Prix

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

That was remarkably dull

( broadsword, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

The football has pleased me

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

Will it be the end of the season soon?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

Thats it now Mrs HB
all finished for about 12 weeks
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

\o/

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

HURRAH!!!

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

fa cup yet

( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

Bollocks.
I'll find something to do that day.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 27 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

It's affecting my bank balance.
Season ticket for next year.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

I'm all paid up.
JMG sanctions.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

You gonna be making any away games this year?
Been a while since Geordies have visited us Championship clubs!
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

Probably.
I'm a gentle traveller.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

You are welcome here should Newcastle play Ipswich :)

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

Must have saved you a fortune buying a first division ticket.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

Tonight's match was the first entire match I've watched all season.
I was propositioned by a Manc who later rejected me on learning that my brother lives in Liverpool.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

OH LIMEY!
Always at it with the Mancunians!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

RARELY.
I am making my first ever venture to The North in a couple of weeks. I'm well nervous.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

define "North"
I bet you're going to Birmingham or something
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

Leeds, Manchester, Liverpool, Carlisle, Edinbra.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

I strongly advise against going to Leeds
they still eat the dead there
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

The centre wants to be London so hard that it hurts, but all the other parts are still stuck in about 1980.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

i nearly got killed in leeds
after waiting for half an hour at some chip shop they handed me chips and green mush covered in gravy, i binned it, it kicked off
( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

She's not.
Believe me, I've tried :(
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

I didn't notice and/or was gin addled and/or was lurve blinded.
There's always next time.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

I NEVER TOUCHED HER YOUR HONOUR

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

As if I'd touch someone your age.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

Yeah, he doesn't even have a bus pass.
Tsh
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

And we all know that that's what I really go for.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

I had to wait an extra few minutes in Morrisons
lots of people buying packs of beer in front of me
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

I was most dissapointed in such a poor game
Were you pleased or not?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

who won?
I left a bit after half time.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

I did, spangles.
I won.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

Yaaaay!
What a lovely cup you won! Good for keeping stuff in. Like WINE.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

YES.
I fully intend to drink booze from it and also wear it as a novelty hat. And half of a novelty bra.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

did anyone really expect Man U to turn over Barca?
I didn't and it's my job to expect that kind of thing

I'd be annoyed if we didn't have any silverware this season I suppose. Although a goal would have been nice.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

Putting in a decent bit of attacking play would have been nice too

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

they did, for a good 9 minutes of the first half
then Carrick started playing like he was utterly flustered, Park disappeared off radar entirely and Berbatov played his usual "too cool to kick the ball" game

it only livened up when Scholes started playing his masterful tackling game
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

*Firm handshakes*
Could be worse Buddy.
I thought it was noble of Taggart to say Barca are a better team.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

they played positive football for the whole 90 minutes and looked like they could have played another 90 without breaking sweat
Difficult to be disappointed really, this Man U side are not champions league winning material. Finalists yes, winners definitely not.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

I did,
I've been banging on about it all week, but you generally ignore me.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

I generally ignore a lot of people
try to be more interesting, you may catch my attention for a second

good luck with that!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

affecting, not effecting

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

Hold on. I'll be with you in a bit.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

ewe, not you

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

i'm not sure but i'm sure a barca player is called biscuits
i cheered him on
( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

They didn't deserve to be there, JMG, but they were bloody good.
Too many of Manchester United's players didn't turn up. Giggs was cack, Rooney was cack, Anderson was cack, Ronaldo was only there for the first 8 minutes or so - and then was cack; showing Messi to actually be the best player in the world. Oh, and Iniesta. He's good too.
( Jobe, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

messi got bundled over by 2 players bounced up and tried to run with the ball, why the ref stopped it i don't know, but it shows what a player he is

( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

We like him.
We do not like Puyol. Writhing around in "agony" every chance he got. Although it did amuse me when Ronaldo got annoyed with him...

Hello, Mr Kettle? This is Mr Pot calling...
( Jobe, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

Well, Ronaldo should have got two yellow cards for fouls on Puyol.
One for that dreadful 20 yard sliding tackle and the other one for the foul he actually got booked for.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

I agree.
And on Rooney, yes, he was probably played out of position, but he's played there against other teams and done ok - although Barca are a bit different to other teams. Think Sir Alex cocked up a bit.
( Jobe, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

Rooney wasn't cack. He wasn't let into the game by the rest of manchester united. At one point, he got so frustrated that he tracked back 80 yards.
Rooney didn't do anything wrong.

Park didn't know what position he was supposed to be playing (Fergie's fault I think), and Carrick thought the only way to play football was the long ball method.

Vidic wasn't his usual self and Evra did fuck all. Ferdinand didn't mark a 5'5" Messi for his goal. That said, O'Shea didn't do much wrong.

And Scholes... that tackle was immense.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

i think park run his little south korean socks off
the passing was poor, that's about it really
( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

Park is an amazing player, he didn't stop trying that's true,
and normally he's a very good big game player. But I think Fergie wanted him to stay too deep to deal with the Barca attack and he got confused.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

i must say i was up the pub and only really interested in 'biscuits' but uniteds passing looked realy poor
the first few minutes i thought it would be a great game, but barca defended, held midfield and played the ball along the ground nicely, the mancs seemed to cross the ball to rooney on the left, and then had no passing game after that
( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:20, archived)