yes that's the lyrics she gave me
(or at least they are similar)
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:34, archived)

No not Ham and Spam and lamb and jam
, chicken birini yes, peanut butter

Ham and Spam and lamb and jam could have been mentioned...in the bits Ive forgotten...what song is it???????
( diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:36, archived)

It was a spin-off
from Steve Wright in the Afternoon
www.scbd.connectfree.co.uk/flops/before-me-tea.html
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:37, archived)