New day, new chance to fall out with JMG.
Who has new facts?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

JMG has no pubic hair either.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

JMG once held FIVE tonnes of molten steel in his small intestine.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

JMG suffers not from the recession.
For he is dole.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

JMG invented Geordie Jeans.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 28 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

JMG holds the record for most tennis balls pumped full of HP Sauce in 30 seconds.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

Princess Alexandra, the mad aunt of mad King Ludwig II of Bavaria, suffered from the delusion that she had swallowed a glass piano.

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

Hip hop and Mediaeval England were never meant to be. :(

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

If all the people that hate JMG stood together.
They'd take up roughly the same amount of space as the moon.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

MOON PISS

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
whats happened to your profile? :(((((
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

It went wrong.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

Fuck it
Do you still have the comic pics?
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

Yes, they are still on my server.
I will edit in a sec with the URLs.

b3ta.belm.co.uk/MrJimzGoesToTheZoo
b3ta.belm.co.uk/MrJimzGoesToCourt
b3ta.belm.co.uk/MrJimzBuysSomeShoes
b3ta.belm.co.uk/mrjimzgetsajob

There's a fifth one, but I haven't got it online. I suspect Dekion has them all online somewhere though.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

Yay nice one
are people still being cunts on /talk? I left for a bit
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

Possibly.
Not as cunty as /board though.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

Ha ha ha
i read your threads down there. Touchy fuckers aint they?
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

Very.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

I heard this to the tune of the advert :(

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

That was the idea.
Just be thankful it wasn't "MOON CUP".
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

JMG has been to the Moon.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

JMG can change the weather.
But only on Europa.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

There was a song written about JMG's sisters
We are the geordie girls,
We are the hairy girls
We wear our dungarees
To show our sexy knees.

The dirty boy next door
He got me on the floor
He done me sixty times
Then he begged for more.

My mother was suprised
To see my belly rise
My father jumped for joy
It was a baby boy
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

there are only three JMG facts: bald, dole, mum
anything else is pure conjecture
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

Giiiillggggyyyyyy
how the fuck are ya?
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

Ha ha ha
no
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:46, archived)