I was thinking of going into Nursing
But the SLC won't give me a penny.

What the shit do you need to do to get a degree these days?!

I'm not a thread deleter, but I'm so drunk that this wasn't even meant for b3ta :(
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

WHAT?
Shut up, we're busy with more important JMG business.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

Where can we subscribe to your careers newsletter?

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

SLC?
They might be heroes to most but they don't mean shit to me.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

Student Loans Company

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

Oooh, someone's not done their research here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

I've just found out about bursaries actually
However, I can't find the calculator, or whether it works for extended degrees. I can't do the actual degree as my qualifications are in Animal Management.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:46, archived)

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

It's a National Diploma
You have to do a year zero to do a non-animal course.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:59, archived)

Dave, you just took the words out of my mouth.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:52, archived)