JMG has, to date, consumed four metric tons of pie.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

Best JMG related internet lie, thus far.
I may have had a drink.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:41, archived)