You're such a gay.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

hello trouble,
where's my birthday present?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

I don't know, I was very very drunk on your birthday
I'll post you an empty bottle of vodka or an anecdote about getting lost in the park and being helped by pikey rabbiters.

How do you feel now you're OLD :)?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

What about me?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Yes, you're old too.
I'll be old in 15 days time.

All the cool kids are geminis.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

I discuss horoscopes in my latest podcast.
www.baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

40 minutes?
Oh balders.

I could watch an episode of House in that time!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

It's fucking ace.
Listen to it while cycling. Or walking.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

I'm ok, I was woken by the sound of drunk people having sex on my sofa after the party
not fun, now that's brought about a bunch of drama which I'm staying well away from.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

DRAMA DRAMA!
Did you feel sixteen again?

That level of drunk-sofa-sex and drama is teenage territory.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

all will be made clear through the medium of GAZ

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

IS MAGICAL!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:44, archived)