Vector image of Esme's bum hole.
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/esme.jpg
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

NSFW NSFW

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

You're such a gay.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

hello trouble,
where's my birthday present?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

I don't know, I was very very drunk on your birthday
I'll post you an empty bottle of vodka or an anecdote about getting lost in the park and being helped by pikey rabbiters.

How do you feel now you're OLD :)?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

What about me?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Yes, you're old too.
I'll be old in 15 days time.

All the cool kids are geminis.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

I discuss horoscopes in my latest podcast.
www.baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

40 minutes?
Oh balders.

I could watch an episode of House in that time!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

It's fucking ace.
Listen to it while cycling. Or walking.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

I'm ok, I was woken by the sound of drunk people having sex on my sofa after the party
not fun, now that's brought about a bunch of drama which I'm staying well away from.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

DRAMA DRAMA!
Did you feel sixteen again?

That level of drunk-sofa-sex and drama is teenage territory.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

all will be made clear through the medium of GAZ

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

IS MAGICAL!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Pfffffft
I love you.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

with your bumhole?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Looks more like a sun
made of poo.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

I'd like a son made of poo.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

You are a son made of poo

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Let's put our differences aside and bully someone who doesn't deserve it.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

Good idea
That Grandma of Shoes is such a fucking shit cunt I hope he dies of heroin.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

YES.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

I'm going to fill his bed with pine needles with heroin in them and then he'll die from a pine needle heroin overdose
wanker.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

COCK.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

I'm going to stick my toe up his bum
so he gets Dr Scholls foot AIDS.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

OH GOD.
I've just remembered my dream from last night.
Sammi was trying to seduce me.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Did you jizz her eyes out and then bum her with a leopard ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Ugh ugh ugh
I was watching a porn yesterday where they girl looked kind of like Sammi. I had to turn it off. I wasn't in the mood after that. MINGE CRINGE.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

So the minge looked like Sammi ?
Odd simulacra are very interesting. I saw a cloud that looked like Jesus yesterdy
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

No, my minge did a cringe.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

YOUR minge looks like Sammi?
I retract my former offers to lick your minge.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Get a pug to do it
then move in once its wet.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

I'd pay to watch that

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

today I feel as happy as this:
THIS
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

is it your birthday today?
or is it tomorrow?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

tomorrow

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

WANKER.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

Did you bring home that lobster I got for you in the end?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

I don't know, I genuinely can't remember, that was a while ago.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

It was, indeed.
Jen said she might have an anniversary bash this year. IT WILL BE TWO YEARS.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

2 years!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

I no!
Crazy times.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

As a non smoker
I cant help feeling uneasy when watching that short film.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

I am also a non-smoker
however I am aware of the joy some people feel when they are parachuting with a pint and a cigarette
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Not lobsters though ?
Where's the joy in being a lobster ?

You're basically a fucking spider in a deep-sea diving suit, and dude, not in a good way...
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

he seems happy about it though

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

It's the booze
he's so drunk he thinks he's a prawn.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Prawns, is there anything they can't do?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

Shit pies

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

Up your dad's shit pie.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

Hang on, I don't see YOUR HEAD JAMMED UP IT
you pandering cock
(__, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

You say "pandering"
but I see it more as "lazy rape"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

"Lazy rape" is an anagram of "Paralyze"

(__, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

you're actually making me laugh today...
this does not bode well
(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

I followed the Google Maps car to work today
I think it snapped me filling up with petrol yesterday.
( magnum, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I saw it the other day.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Were you wearing an "It's not rape if you kill her" tee shirt ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

Maggots are escaping from her bum bit due to the smell of coughed on hedgehog carcass

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

i thought you'd been quiet
i see now that you were busy creating
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I've done a proper vector of her bum hole - just increase your browser font size (ctrl+scrollwheel)
¤
( magnum, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

WIN!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:43, archived)