I think my pun gland is broken
I can't think of ANY.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

Bogart spends one hour thirty minutes trying to balance chocolate treats in...
Malteser Fulcrum
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

I don't do puns very well or convincingly.
I'll just leave it to the experts, I think.

Hello fellow minimum.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

Isn't that the point though.
Shitpuns.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
YOU CATLEGGED CUNT
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

my cat has all the legs

( sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

see?
twitpic.com/62jpj
( sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

actually in the next picture i took she had 5 legs but i didnt upload that one.

( sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

YA YA SHUT UP NOW.

( sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

aw happy little kittencats
my Nancycat is staying at my parents' house. I shall visit her.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

My kittens like to cling to my legs when I stand up so I look like I am wearing kitten chaps.
It makes me think THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

mine used to do that.
then they got bigger and it really hurts because the claws are no longer just for the jeans :(
( sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

A bit of pain never hurt anyone.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

it bloody does, and its brilliant.

( sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

do they climb up your leg when you're making a cup of tea?
the buggers.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

I do not make a cup of tea.
That is the job of other people.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

Cataleggy Damaci.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

Na na na na na na na na na na
cataleggi damci

I hate you now. That won't be leaving my head for ages. BASTARD.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

I wish they'd bring out a version for the Wii or NDS.
I might have to buy a PS3 just for that game.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

Hello Blue Star
you gorgeous ladything.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

What's Meating Gilbert Grape?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

Morning :)
it's a spastic convention here this morning, I wouldn't bother :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

YOU JEW.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

IT'S FUCKING TRUE!
stop patting at your keyboard like you're trying to play the bongos and banshee wailing.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

BUNG!BUNG!BUNG!BUNG!BUNG!BUNG!BUNG!BUNG!BUNG!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

Morning DeeGee!
How is your luscious self today?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

tired :(
got stuck in a traffic jam until 2am this morning bah :(

Oh well, nevermind :) you?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

urgh rubbish!
also sleepy. I should have gone to bed instead of playing the "one last quest" game last night. Zzzzzz.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

Oh god. I think I'm going to do this tonight...
hopefully get to 71 tonight.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

over halfway to 80....
eeeeee
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:28, archived)