I just stick velcro too myself, roll around in a pile of clothes
and put on whatever is still sticking after a minute.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

Ah, the sticky roll manoevre.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:36, archived)