Cheesecake has 'cake' in its name
Therefore it is cake.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

If I get a digestive buiscet and put on it some philly and strawbery jam, that wouldn't be a cake.
And therefore, I'm exlcuding that kind of cheesecake.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

I would say it's more of a dessert

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

We shall leave cheesecake as a grey area I think.
Like the jaffa cake, the age old debate. Cake or biscuit?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

It's a cake obviously.
As it has no bicsuit in it, only biscuit sized. It's sponge.

A cake the size of a lasagne is still a cake, not a lasagne.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

McVitties have been arguing it is a biscuit for years.
There is no VAT on biscuits but there is on cakes.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

When stale, cakes go hard, biscuits go soft
Jaffa cakes go hard, therefore they are a cake
(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:30, archived)