I lost my phone in the woods.
The interesting part is that I don't care.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

Pat Sharpe's Phone House.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

call it up,
see if a squirrel answers.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

I did. It's all blocked now.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:55, archived)