That's got to be quite embarassing.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

If you sit with your bumhole totally relaxed
you'll not be able to control any gas or solid movements... You should only let your bum go slack... What the fuck am I saying this on the internet for?

Do what you want with your bum. See if I care.
( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

But I don't do that!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

Thank god.
It would be just a matter of time before you damaged the furniture.
( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:16, archived)