The disgusting creature on the other side of my office is stuffingchili con carne into his fat face. Every other mouthful he eats some cheesey Wotsits too.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:50,
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Stop staring into the mirror and eating wotsits then(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:51,
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what seems to be the problem here?(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:51,
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I think Mr Gear is affraid of fuision cuisen.Naturaly, officionardos like us are quite content with mixing such things, such as cuban (MOJITOS) and THAI.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:59,
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and fish arseholes with rustic bread(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:01,
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You LOVED them.You want to eat their eyeballs.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:05,
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huhuhuhuhhuuhhuh(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:20,
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I MIGHT GO OUTSIDE.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:23,
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steady the fuck on.i've just been to a funeral. the food was shit and there was no beer :(
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:24,
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Oh that's not on.Write a letter of complaint about the catering. You might get a discount on food for guests when your time comes.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:26,
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i helped with the fucking catering :(hence the shitness
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:29,
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Oh well, it can only be better at yours then :-)(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:36,
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they invited me too which says it all really(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:29,
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hur hur hur.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:21,
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i have to say, gonzit's admirable that you don't allow your inability to spell stop you from attempting words that would stump most people!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:15,
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Oooh that sounds like a good mix.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:51,
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A good mix if you want to weigh 30 stoneand stink like a corpse, spending 45 minutes in the toilet at a time.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:52,
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That's over three mesbut I do spend that much time in the toilet sometimes. It depends when the end of the chapter is.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:54,
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Not exactly.Sitting on the potty with your bum-hole relaxed for long periods.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:58,
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What if you're just sitting?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:59,
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you've never sat down without completely relaxing your sphincter?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:03,
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That's got to be quite embarassing.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:05,
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If you sit with your bumhole totally relaxedyou'll not be able to control any gas or solid movements... You should only let your bum go slack... What the fuck am I saying this on the internet for?
Do what you want with your bum. See if I care.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:13,
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But I don't do that!(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:14,
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Thank god.It would be just a matter of time before you damaged the furniture.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:16,
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Toilets are very comfy for the first hour.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:04,
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I spend a good hour plus a day in the toilet.It's the best place to read, nobody thinks about disturbing you.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:00,
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 28 May 2009, 13:56,
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i have 2 bivvysi thought my delkim reciever was broken the other day, it was buzzing, i changed the battery and it was still buzzing, oh no i thought, then i turned my alarms up and one of them was buzzing, the battery was going, all fine now, imagine that
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mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:59,
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I was slightly concerned whilst reading your post.I am less concerned now.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:00,
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i like to feel that story could invoke all manner of emotions, but in the end the delkim txi plus won through,great alarms, good times
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mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:02,
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indeed, it's ok now though, but delkim will service the alarms and recievers for a small fee, don't worry(
mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:05,
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that's nice of them.I've not used fancy things like alarms before, but I've not been fishing for an extended period of time. Good times.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:06,
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great stuff, you really need alarms for overnighters or you have to stay awake all night, i used to do that as a lad, too old now(
mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:21,
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some people put chocolate in it, this is clearly wrong and stupid(
mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:00,
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Cocoa counteracts the heat of capsicum. It allows you to use stronger chili for the flavour, whilst not overdoing the heat. It also adds richness.
There's no bloody point chucking dairy milk in mind you, it needs to be very dark. Cocoa powder does a reasonable job. Forum banter, no offence.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:04,
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I have had chili with chocolate in it.I don't put it in mine though. I make hot chili and serve it with a spoon of sour cream splodged on top.
The fat in the cream emulsifies the capsaicin, taking some of the heat away.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:08,
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what about carrots in lasagne?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:04,
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Crazy indeed.Ditto for celery or carrots in Spag Bol.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:08,
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chicken in lasagne is extremely tasty(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:08,
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Ragu is supposed to have chicken liver in, for richness.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:21,
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back the fuck upwhat do you know about food?
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:25,
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I'm going to be 100% honest with you here..I've never tried it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:08,
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if it's honesty then i will confess i have no opinion on it i was just trolling for an internet reaction(
mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:20,
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It's outlandish statements like that, and "Cheddar cheese is the asda value vanilla ice cream of the cheese world", that makes this place all the better.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:24,
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pg tips is the only tea worth drinking, and i put the milk in first(
mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:26,
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This is me totally agreeing with you there.Excpet with mint tea, I quite like a bit of that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:35,
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thank you for the blow-by-blow account of your day(
Lightguy hail satan, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:04,
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i just want to know what happened next(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:06,
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*Sits down crossed leggeded and waits intently for story time*(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:10,
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my boss just bought me a 50p mix for my birthday.which is tomorrow, THUS ALSO WORLD GMOS DAY.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:16,
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We're having a street party in celebration ofGMOS day.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:17,
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I remember when you got a lot in a 10p mix!(
Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:28,
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