Kia-ora is too orangey for crows,
because acidic vitamin C rich fruit flavoured soft beverages make birds explode into lots of pieces.
This is not true of children with big straw hats and their dogs.
This problem can be overcome by getting everyone to walk along in a big line almost dancing.

Thend.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:48, archived)