'ning.
Kia-ora is too orangey for crows, Discuss.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:44, archived)

Kia-ora is too orangey for crows,
because acidic vitamin C rich fruit flavoured soft beverages make birds explode into lots of pieces.
This is not true of children with big straw hats and their dogs.
This problem can be overcome by getting everyone to walk along in a big line almost dancing.

Thend.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:48, archived)

it wasn't that it was too orangey
but it was a bugger using a straw with a beak.

i've been on my hols - how's edinburgh holding up? any b3tans in prison yet?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:49, archived)

ning
how were the hols?
( Jobe, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:50, archived)

hot. i'm as brown as a berry.
sorrento in italy...very pleasant. pompeii and stuff was pretty interesting too. though why lots of people have ignored the giant warning and chosen to make their homes on the slopes of a volcano is beyond me.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:53, archived)

sounds
lovely. Would quite like to see the pompeii stuff.
( Jobe, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:55, archived)

it's cool.
i sat in the place where the forum used to be looking up at vesuvius, wondering what it would have been like.

Pompeii man number 1: What's all that red stuff coming down the mountain?

Pompeii man number 2: Aaarrrgggg it burrrnns!
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:00, archived)

pffft!
"Blimey, you've got awful dandruff today."

"No no, thats just scalding ash."
( Jobe, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:07, archived)

arf.
it's good to be back amongst you deviants.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:13, archived)

it's been fine
though apparently yesterday there were riots and things. there were only two arrests on Saturday while 225,000 people did marching
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:53, archived)