Anything by Oasis
But this cracker from supersonic takes the superbiscuit:


I know a girl called Elsa
She’s into Alka Seltzer
She sniffs it through a cane
On a supersonic train
She made me laugh
I got her autograph
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:03, archived)