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'I want to take your booty to the nudie dimension'.
These are the worst lyrics I've heard in a while.

Bad lyrics, GO! (-points for Des'ree 'Life').
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
do do do push pineapple shake a tree...
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 28 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
I think i'm having a mental breakdown

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
That happened a long time ago, dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
they're cliched lyrics, you silly

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
The entire lyrics to that fucking annoying ''The Boy Does Nuffin'' song by Aleisha Dixon.
So so so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 28 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
She's hot though so we can forgive her

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
She is hot, but those lyrics really are absolutely fucking awful

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
Hot and i'm guessing she probably didn't write them!

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
A wise man once said
'you don't listen to the lyrics while you're chucking your muck over a picture of the singer'
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
I must have heard "Breathe Slow [sic]" on the radio at least 30 times in my last job .
And the most annoying thing about it is the way it not only lifts the chord sequence from Pachelbel's Canon In D, but it only uses the first four bars and stops it from ever achieving its "proper" resolution.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
OH PLACE YOUUUR HAAAANDS!
Also: The Killers. "Are we (plural) human, or are we (plural) dancer (singular)". Did you not learn basic grammar, Brandon?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
I've got soul but i'm not a soldier.
C'mon, that is pretty shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
Aw man I love that song

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
Oh well...
Have you heard Bill Bailey riffing about it?

He sings 'I got ham but i'm not a hamster', reduces me to tears every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
I have.
It made me laugh, but ultimately Bill Bailey isn't as funny as he used to be. OH YEAH, I SAID IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
I agree with this.
He actually seems a bit up himself, now.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 28 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
Yep cosmic jam was the one.
Hats of to the zebras.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
Same.
I hate The Killers but when they performed that at Reading Festival they had me hooked.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 28 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
I've met Brandon Flowers.
He's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
When you met him did you point out how stupid
that little spiv 'tash looked?
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
This was quite sometime ago,
before the 'tash. The Killers were supporting British Sea Power at a gig in Cardiff. It was before they released their first album. He didn't seem that much of a cunt then, but I could tell he had real potential to be one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
Ooooh British Sea Power
Now we are talking!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
I approve of this band.
*thumbs up*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
Isn't it some reference to an alien race that are referred to as Dancer as a plural?
/something someone told me when I wasn't really paying attention
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
That was me, dickhead.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
^this amused me

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
I'm in trouble now.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
*backhands*

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
Is that like a reacharound?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
More painful, less sexy.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
Or the writer is an illiterate fat spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
It'd make more sense for the former
given that most of the dancers I know of are human AS WELL.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
YEAH.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
One theory about that song is it's a reference to a book featuring an alien race called Dancer.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
I Wanna Hold Your Hand.
Lightweight.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
The whole of Blondie's Atomic.
Uh-huh make me tonight
Tonight
Make it right
Uh-huh make me tonight
Tonight
Tonight

Oh, uh-huh make it magnificent
Tonight
Right

Ah, oh your hair is beautiful
Ah, tonight
Atomic

Tonight make it magnificent
Tonight
Make me tonight

Your hair is beautiful
Oh, tonight
Atomic
Oh Atomic
Oh
Oh Atomic
Oh Atomic
Oh
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
I don't think I've noticed the words before
but it's a great little guitar riff

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgD5lfxRAoQ
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
She sounds like a mong when she sings 'atomic'.
I'd love to meet Debbie Harry. I'd say "Hi BLONDIE! Can I have your autograph, BLONDIE?".
I don't really like Blondie, you may have noticed this via some Columbo-like skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
Get her to sing in French.
She looks 'used' as my old boss used to say. That's why he liked her.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
*wipes tear*
Beautiful, man.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
blasphemer!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
"She used to be a diplomat, but now she's down the laundromat"

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
*something about Tesco & al fresco*

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
Spare the rod and spoil the brat, walk from the dog that ate the cat

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
I'm bluffin with my muffin
I'm not lyin I'm just stunning with love glue gunnin
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
That's twice I read that on here today.
What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
Lady "I have such terrible diction that no-one can understand a word I sing" Ga Ga.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
LADY GOO GOO

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
PO PO PO PO PO PO POKER FACE!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
Every time I heard "Just Dance",
the (plodding four-square) rhythm led me into thinking she'd magically turn into Michael Jackson, and sing "just beat it" instead of "just deeeyanz", thus improving the song considerably.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
Yeah, I used to wait to hear Just Beat It aswell.
Silly bint.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
She's a stupid cunt, that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
Like Madonna circa 1986, minus any kind of talent or charisma.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
Madonna is shite aswell, in fairness.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
Madonna had talent and charisma?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
A damn sight more than that plastic waste of space.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
I have never heard her work
& only ever see her referred to on this site. I'm sooo not down with the kids :(
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Lady+Gaga-26418.html

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMag_695aEE
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
Ye gods that is impossibly shit

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
Is that the one who thinks she's Gwen Stefani?
But without any amount of talent or originality?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
Yer.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
Gwen Stefani was only good when she was in No Doubt.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
She's like a whiter, shitter, more omgrageous version of Grace Jones

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
I saw her on the telly once.
I immediately hated her.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
That's what happened when I met you.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
Oh I know
"I'm a christ in shades, I'm a napalm god. Your lipstick flickers 'round my lightning rod"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
zodiac mindwarp
his words were sort of funny if you went along with it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
My dead mate went to college with him in Bradford
Quite the bell end by all accounts
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
They played down in Clarence Park a couple of years back.
I didn't go.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
Good plan

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
I believe it - he's obviously a pillock
but Prime Mover still sounds great
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtnCcWOS7y8
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
Oh aye
It rocks like fuck
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
Your body fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I wanna sink you with my pink torpedo
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
But this dude was kind of serious

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtnCcWOS7y8
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
Whoa...
Special defects
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
Awe fucking some

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
This was on my ipod on shuffle today.
Double F and me were singing along :D
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
*brings out Daft Punk - Around the World*

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
Choon...
but only when I'm drunk, and happy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
Girls Aloud- Love Machine
it's a tie between

"Mr. prehistoric, make your wheel
And I'll breathe underwater '
'Cos I like the way it feels"

and

"We're gift-wrapped kitty cats
We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back
Let's go, Eskimo
Out into the blue"

The Arctic Monkeys cover where they audibly piss themselves with laughter at the shitness of the lyrics is ace, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
I've been to the year 3000.
Not much has changed, but we live underwater.

Right.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
Fightstar?
Yeah, they rock...right?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
I have the Arctic Monkeys version.
It makes me laugh each time.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
It's my favourite song on the whole Live Lounge album.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
You're simply the best
Better than all the rest,
Better than anyone,
Anyone I've ever met.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
Why thanks for that Chicken,
But it's the time for shit lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
Don't make me sing the Laughing Gnome,

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
Shut up and let me go
This hurts, I tell you so
For the last time you will kiss my lips
Now Shut up and let me go
Your jeans were once so clean
I bet you changed your wardrobe since we met

Now oh so easily your over me
Gone is love
It's you that ought to be holding me
I'm not containable
This turns up
it's not sustainable

I ain't freakin'
I ain't Fakin' this
I ain't freakin’
I ain't Fakin' this
I ain't freakin'
I ain't Fakin' this
Shut up and let me go
Hey!

Shut up and let me go
This hurts, but I can't show
for the last time you had me in bits
Now Shut up and let me go!
For fear of leaving in regret
I changed this one when we first met

Now oh so easily your over me
Gone is love
It's me that ought to be moving on
You're not adorable
I was something unignorable.

I ain't freakin'
I ain't Fakin' this
I ain't freakin’
I ain't Fakin' this
I ain't freakin'
I ain't Fakin' this
Shut up and let me go
Hey!

Oh love, hold this.
hey

Shut up and let me go
This hurts, I told you so
For the last time you will kiss my lips
Now Shut up and let me go
Hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
I think those lyrics just gave me a haemorrhage.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
Is unignorable even a word...?

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
Anything by Oasis
But this cracker from supersonic takes the superbiscuit:


I know a girl called Elsa
She’s into Alka Seltzer
She sniffs it through a cane
On a supersonic train
She made me laugh
I got her autograph
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
"I am," I said.
To no-one there,
And no-one heard at all
Not even the chair.

/Neil Diamond
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
Oh, I never noticed that it was 'not even the chair'.
How are you, Mistar Malchick?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
I'm alright thanks.
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
I'm currently playing Silent Hill.
I mentioned you here yesterday. Did you get my MMS?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:33, archived)