well it didn't look like
a typical hebrew child, what with the pale skin and golden hair etc.

sounds like there may have been some vikings down in Gallillee around the time of the mystery 'conception'
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

very much so
I hear they still owe the inn keeper a load of money.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

made up for it with marketing though
every christmas and easter he has to put on the answerphone, "YES we're full. Try the Bethlehem Travelodge".
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:03, archived)