Pffft
I'm an ugly, fat, racist, thick cunt according to b3ta.

But according to real life, I'm ugly, fat, non-racist and actually quite intelligent. But by the time I've drank myself half into a coma on the tube, this won't be prevalent :)
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:14, archived)

as someone that has endured their fair share of wankers
and beyond,

my call. First pint's on me.

Second pint, we can flip a coin for it.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:21, archived)

DEAL!
I will NEVER say no to a free pint
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:22, archived)

you may take it and walk if you wish.
/dull cunt on the internet not trying to entrap conversations by offering pints.

Anyway, you lose the toss, you're getting the next ones in.

/egalitarian attitude in this new age of equality.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:26, archived)

Hey, it's a deal
I don't mind, but I probably won't be able to spot you in a room of 88 people, so it'll be your honesty:p
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:28, archived)