Gargh, I could scream
Apparently nursing isn't a worthwhile job!

GARGH

What are you up to? Why aren't you in bed?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

Bcause it is not dark here!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:50, archived)

Well, yes, your sig implies that!
How're you later today?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:51, archived)

Angry
Coz my toaster has just exploded and I have the flu.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

That is Not Cool
Sorry mate!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

The lack of toast is a problem
The bigger problem is the erratic power supply and the fact that you have to bribe the State Electricity employees to repair the damage.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

Do it yourself

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

Not recommended
There is no guarantee that the wiring is in any way shape or form to be trusted
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:10, archived)

Just threaten to expose them with the evidence you have
Works in the UK
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:11, archived)

This is Indonesia
Nothing works like that here
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

Hello SE
bashing? or otherwise coming to Earl's Court?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

Yes, yes I am. I live on the district line
If my boyfriend won't come, I'm going to drag DSOTS
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:55, archived)

exkellents
hope to see you in the mad whirl of 88 people in a pub function room all saying 'no, what's your SCREEN name, I don't know who you are really'.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

Yes, it'll be fun
I'm Sammi though. You'll know this by Wicca'd Witch glaring at me.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

profile pic probably helps also.
I'll probably be holding the despised Bash Cam so that'll be me.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:01, archived)

Great, keep it pointed away from me
I'm not the slightest girl, and any cam makes me look infinitely fatter!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:03, archived)

ve haff vays off maykink you pose
it's all removable by request anyway. I usually show pic for approval before flitting off.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:07, archived)

Yes, yes, I have a good side
My non-wonky side :D

Though it's still wonky, but with straighter teef
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:09, archived)

my good side
is my shins. They are definitely the least wrong bit of me. All else is subject to rightful criticism.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

Pffft
I'm an ugly, fat, racist, thick cunt according to b3ta.

But according to real life, I'm ugly, fat, non-racist and actually quite intelligent. But by the time I've drank myself half into a coma on the tube, this won't be prevalent :)
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:14, archived)

as someone that has endured their fair share of wankers
and beyond,

my call. First pint's on me.

Second pint, we can flip a coin for it.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:21, archived)

DEAL!
I will NEVER say no to a free pint
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:22, archived)

you may take it and walk if you wish.
/dull cunt on the internet not trying to entrap conversations by offering pints.

Anyway, you lose the toss, you're getting the next ones in.

/egalitarian attitude in this new age of equality.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:26, archived)

Hey, it's a deal
I don't mind, but I probably won't be able to spot you in a room of 88 people, so it'll be your honesty:p
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:28, archived)

reviewing this years "summer" music tracks and drinking low alcohol beer.
I shall go to bed soon, I have been up since 6am
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

May all your dreams be goatse!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

they usually are
tonight I think maybe some botox girl or some other old meme
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

What exactly is "Summer Music"
Is it like that shit that everyone hums as they get back from Spain and becomes a number one in August?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

more or less yes
"europop" "italo disco" type stuff.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

Ja Ja Ja was is los, was is das?
/not 2009
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:00, archived)

Eins, zwei, Polizei, Drei, vier, grenadier' Fünf, sechs, alte hex' Sieben, acht, gute Nacht. Ja, ja, ja, was is' los, was ist das
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

Seriously, I've seen the video
But I can only imagine men in Y-fronts and dodgy facial hair dancing Yatta style :(
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

not as bad as this though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXdgYuDZ_GA

one of my favourite 80's europop tunes.... until I saw that.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:06, archived)

Utterly terrible

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:08, archived)

I tried that
But Failed
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

well yes
calling a track with screaming guitars "satans keyboard" was a but silly.

europop is all about bass synths and catchy riffs. very little geetar.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

It was named because of the synth part in the background which my daughter called the devils work
Bass synths and catchy RIFFS ?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:08, archived)

yes almost like that
but with more synthy arpeggios and stuffs
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:11, archived)

I need to buy
The Roland MV8800 but, at almost 2000 quid I don't think the misses would entertain that purchase
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:14, archived)

Cruel Summer

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:59, archived)

Go on, then.
Scream a bit. You'll probably feel better.

I didn't get up today until half five. I have a four hour exam at 9 o'clock tomorrow. I feel that my best bet is just to stay awake until that's over.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:07, archived)

I can't scream
My boyfriend's the real life JMG, and his mum's a GP
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:10, archived)

Scream very quietly.

(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

Oh, hang on... what retarded fuckwit said nursing is not a worthwhile job?

( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:13, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha thanks
My boyfriend. Who also won't go to the bash.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:18, archived)

erm,.
I think he should be supportive and show an interest in what you like.

You can reciprocate by not going to see Cradle of Filth with him and spend the night in watching Steel magnolias with a box of chox and a bottle of baileys.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:28, archived)

Meh
Supportive? Remember the thread?!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

there's something that does combine both your interests though
shift work is a pisser.

a MASSIVE pissser.

unpredictible, subject to change at short notice....

if you're going to nurse and get a SRN qual then perhaps agent out. It's not reliable but when you do work it pays well. RGNs are a dogsbody to all. And the uniform isn't nearly half as pleasant as it used to be (male point of view)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:38, archived)

SRN?

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:39, archived)

State registered Nurse
It comes with exams and is considered equivalent to a degree I think
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

state registered nurse
mind you things have probably changed since I was at the job centre
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

I'll be doing access and a diploma, presumably NHS shit
But I'll be going as high as I can.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:48, archived)

nursing is a difficult, time consuming, hazardous, soul sapping, thankless job
where you only get to pick up new diseases, deal with difficult people and mop up sick and shit.

Plus it's not that well paid.

But if it's your vocation to help others.....?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:24, archived)

All that, but certainly not worthless!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

there is the supposed side-benefit
that a sizeable proportion of males you look after will fall in love with you.

Depends if they're all ancient/pervy (well, that's up to you to decide what's pervy and what is not) and downright 'that's classified as an assault'. Try for a genteel place of employment if you do choose this career path
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

I'm more into the stress of A+E, you know?
Working under stress is my speciality.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:41, archived)

NURSE! This patient is flatlining!
It's 2AM!!!

FIND ME A STARBUCKS' (latte with a shot of ginger and half decaf mocha tibetan-style) COFFEE while I plug in the recusimatic-a-mation.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:48, archived)

Because my kitten is a complete spanner and poked his eye on something
and now requires more than 100% of my attention 100% of the time.
( Tosh and Becks, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:47, archived)

I stayed up 3 days solid once
Because my guinea pig pup couldn't shut the fuck up. She was lovely though, and ended up my best friend when I was a kid.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:50, archived)

hello new person

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:50, archived)

a member for 3 years, 9 months and 27 days
has posted 285 messages on the talk board
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:53, archived)

I don't know it, therefore it's a new person

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:57, archived)

I'm making Flash send and receive XML to and from an ASP.NET handler DLL which communicates with a mySQL database
eat THAT, so-called SilverLight WCF services
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:49, archived)

I read that
And white noise just interfered
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:51, archived)

that's because your tiny human brain is incapable of understanding these concepts

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:54, archived)

Yes, I deal with people
And leave the nerdy stuff to the virgins.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:56, archived)

hang on ... taking notes here ... Sammi ... bit .. thick
ok, carry on
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 3:01, archived)

blimey
with all that , I'd have assumed you were a lovely santa-claus style soft fluffy character who was benign and loving to all.

Guess we caught you on your off-year :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:53, archived)

p.s.
stack overrun buffer exploit possibility?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:57, archived)

it doesn't expose any buffers or byte arrays as public methods
so no, can't happen
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 3:04, archived)