All that, but certainly not worthless!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

there is the supposed side-benefit
that a sizeable proportion of males you look after will fall in love with you.

Depends if they're all ancient/pervy (well, that's up to you to decide what's pervy and what is not) and downright 'that's classified as an assault'. Try for a genteel place of employment if you do choose this career path
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

I'm more into the stress of A+E, you know?
Working under stress is my speciality.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:41, archived)

NURSE! This patient is flatlining!
It's 2AM!!!

FIND ME A STARBUCKS' (latte with a shot of ginger and half decaf mocha tibetan-style) COFFEE while I plug in the recusimatic-a-mation.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:48, archived)