If you were really "hammered", you wouldn't be on here telling us all how drunk you are.
Here: www.alcoholics-anonymous.org.uk/
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 29 May 2009, 3:02, archived)

Alcoholics go to meetings
I am a drunk

/tshirt banter
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 29 May 2009, 3:03, archived)