I don't think he can read.

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

His private secretary will give him the gist.
Do you think he'll send me a bottle of something?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

Yeh,
his wrinkly prune of a mother-in-law can't have got through her entire stash.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:56, archived)