GOOD MORNING SEXY PEOPLE OF /TALK
I have now been here for 1000 posts - what shall I do to celebrate?

Alternatively, who should I have on /ignore by now?
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

JMG
Wormulus
SickRik
Sexface
Friz
( WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

But I like to spend my days mildly annoyed.

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

stick mustard powder up yiur arse then

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 29 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

I think you should go to a restaurant and do an amateur review.
Then spaz out and call Gilgamesh a cunt.

That would be original.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

Does one have to spaz out before calling Gilgers a cunt?

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

Anyone who thinks Gigglymesh is a cunt, is a cunt.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

I think you two should get married

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

Then it shall be done.
I'm sure they'll be perfect together.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

ym

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

I haven't spoken to her for months

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

If you have a foreskin, see how many aniseed balls you can hold with it.
If you don't, see how many aniseed balls you can balance on it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

The real question is, how many could you stuff up your minge?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

*whistles through teeth*
We're going to need more balls...
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

You can all kiss my fucking chuddies, you barrels of wank.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

:D

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

*loves your face*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

oh NOW you do.
You masochists make me sick.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

*snort*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

Ha!
Can I use someone else's foreskin?
I am too girly to have one of my own.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

OH
well then learn to helicopter those tassely pasties.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

Dip the aniseed balls in tiger balm first though
It makes the game "extreme" then you can post it for the image challenge
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

Eeeesh.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

Did I go too far?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

I am crossing my legs protectively.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

A bit of aloe will cool it off
Or something anyway, what do I know...
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

No. Keep going.

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6183187 : Yes!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

I'm going too,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

Oh. oh well.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

just thought I'd warn you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

;)
It will be lovely to see you again.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

I will pat you on the head in a patronising manner
then leg it before you kick my shins.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

try that on blue star if you ever see her
she loves it
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

it's the pint-resting that annoys me most

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

You're the loveliest table EVER

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

aw thanks hun
the top of my head needs to be flatter though.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

:D

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

i'm not going
i'm going somewhere much worse instead
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

I THOUGHT YOU'D DIED.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

ALMOST
I got onto the tube.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

Silly, you're meant to get IN it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

Eurgh
all the PEOPLE are in there.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

tell cr3 he was tooooo sloooow with his ERa 'joke'

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

I don't have him with me at the moment

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

yeah, but you'll probably see him before i do

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

I will.
Hopefully tonight but maybe tomorrow.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

maybe tomorrow, i'll wanna settle down
until tomorrow, i'll just keep moving on
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

littlest hoboooo

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

The tedious attention seeking leg humpers

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

says the guy who instantly replied to captain wow
mentioning minge
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

says the guy instantly replying to mykeyboy mentioning captain wow
Where are we going with this?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

I can call you fat in about two replies if you want?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

Please

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

fat

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

Mykey's palms are so sweaty
that they provide 1/5 of the beauty industry's Spermacetti
( WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

I read that as 'SuperMatt'

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

tape 100 party poppers together,
then fire them into your own face
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

Saves on make-up, I guess

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

don't actually do it
it directly contravenes the safety instructions on the party poppers

close call there
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

Phew!

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

I've not got anyone on ignore
though I'm pretty sure there are people I should have on ignore. I find that you miss out on stuff though if you ignore folk.

HELLO
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

i've got you on ignore

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

Hello you :)

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

Leave while you still can

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

I think I'm doomed :(

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

I'm writing a letter to Prince Philip asking him what drinks are in his drinks cabinet.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

I don't think he can read.

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

His private secretary will give him the gist.
Do you think he'll send me a bottle of something?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

Yeh,
his wrinkly prune of a mother-in-law can't have got through her entire stash.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

Me.
I'm an internet bully you know.
Quick! Press it now before it ends in tears. Or spunk.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

That's true.
But you're secretly lovely!
PANDERING! I'M GETTING GOOD AT THIS!
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:53, archived)