I was 6 in 1992
I can only assume this party will have jelly and bouncy castles and dressing up as princesses?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

and an uncle you are never quite comfortable around

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:26, archived)