MOTHERFUCKER.
I've finished my first year of university.

Who wants to party like it's 1992?
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

I was....7/8
Jelly, ice cream, and standing on the opposite side of the room from the boys, please.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Hell's teeth...

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

What?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

I was 24, finished with formal education and running my own business...
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

Hahahahahaha

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

When you were 24 you were riding a Penny Farthing and you could rent a chimney boy for a thruppence a month!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

you WERE that chimney boy, right?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

He used a 'special' brush on my chimney :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

there there, dg.
you were probably gagging for it.
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

I gave him the 'fuck me' look...
I was bosseyed.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

it was that revealing pair of dungarees
and the 'covered in soot' look that you were rocking
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

I'm 24 now.
If it helps, at 24 you were far more successful than I am.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

Now THAT'S what he wanted to hear.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

Sarcasm? Why?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

No sarcasm there,
I think it was one of those 'jokes' that only I understand, I do that a lot.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

I wasn't really.
I was in a career I abandoned for something completely different and engaged to a girl I would subsequently marry, then divorce, so it was all a series of false starts really...

Happy as Larry now, mind.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

Leisure Suit Larry?

( magnum, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

He's a lounge-room lizard :)

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

*flicks tongue*
*licks own eyebrow*
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

That's quite a talent you've got there sir... I bet the ladies love it!

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

You're old.
This makes me happy.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

I'm not even 24 YET
:P
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

I'm not even 22!

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

cr3 makes me feel well old.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

There's many a good tune played on an old fiddle, young lady.

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

I heard you like the occasional fiddle good sir

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

I'm rather fond of an entire string quartet on occasion.

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

I've only come across a tuba and that was by accident

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

I know
;) Are you coming to the next HB Bash? It's in August...
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

I hope so.
But that may the day Jude and my sister do the official signing-of-the-register-stuff.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

zomg!
yay :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

oldy oldy old-old!
*flaunts youth*
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

i was 8 too
eurgh! girls!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

I was only 8 for December.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

i was 8 from october onwards
2 months older (and cooler) than you
*struts*
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

Keep dreaming, boyo.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

*puts on big shades*
how 'bout now?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

Now you just look like Elton.
Or Su Pollard.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

what's not cool about that?!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

Was I the only boy who enjoyed standing still during kiss chase?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

actually, i was a total mack when i was at school.
i kissed all the girls. even 'went out' with twins for a while

hitting my attractiveness peak at age 9/10 is not cool though
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

*high fives*
Me too. Let's get matching leather jackets and laugh at all of these geeks who are scared of girls.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

oh that is so a deal
*pops collar*
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

I didn't join in often.
I was too odd for most of the other kids. Read: lonely.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

Did you have bogeys?

I was the kid that got too excited and would run away across the field squealing when playtime was over and get chased for 30 minutes by the dinner ladies and teachers. :(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

No, that was Christopher.
I was just a kid with an odd sense of humour and not enough nike on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

haha
i'm trying really hard not to laugh in the office now
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

I was wearing short shorts with an elastic tie too.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

i used to wear a grey woolen tanktop

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

I'd try and take off all my clothes and my mum would wrestle me
I got locked in my room for climbing to the top of the climbing frame and getting my willy out at a garden party.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

you still do this though DG

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

I know :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

my party trick was to fall into any nearby body of water
i still do it occasionally
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

I remember when I was 7 or 8 (and a blue eyed, blonde haired dreamboat - oh how cruelly wasted)
being held down by 6 girls as they took turns to kiss me. The teacher walked past and I shouted for her help but she looked over at me and carried on walking.
( magnum, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

And that's scarred you for life and now your wife has to pin you down to kiss you and afterwards you wipe your mouth with your sleave and spit on the floor

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

I was 6!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

Awwwww

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

i bet you were only visible with a microscope back then

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

Damned kids.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

i was invisible

( spacefish bong!, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

Pfft, freshers.

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

I was nine, and the only one able to eat the really fizzy sour sweets.
I was so cool.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

Also,
www.converse.com/#/products/shoes/converseone/builder/chuTayHiCan0901,9881,,,
I want my awesome shoes:(
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

I used to have one of these
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypercolor

But when I got hot it went pink.
( magnum, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

Oh cool, I've never heard of them before.
I love 90s crap.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

Global hypercolour was so shit.
Who wants a t shirt that shows where you're all hot and sweaty?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

you could get leggings.
seriously.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

Hahaha
Oh dear.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

What about Spliffy?
www.streetphire.co.uk/v5/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/0b_1-282x333.jpg
( magnum, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

Hmmm, vaguely.
I fucking LOVED my Eclipse dungarees.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

Oh hang on, they were the same thing, duh.
I LOVED them. They were shit hot back then.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

I had a dodgy knockoff copy

( magnum, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

I remember those, you could get them in the market.
Didn't the eclipse dude have a spray can?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

I think so

( magnum, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

all the estate kids had spliffy bomber jackets
i really wanted one but my parents wouldn't let me because we didn't live on the estate
( spacefish bong!, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

Do you live on the estate now?

( magnum, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

yes, yes i do
it's a whole new world
( spacefish bong!, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

You get yourself a bomber jacket

( magnum, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

i remember it well,
everyone just had different colour armpits
it was ridiculous
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

I don't think we had them in Ireland.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

Reason: No heat.

( magnum, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

oh that shoe builder is fantastic
the delivery to the UK is :( though.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

They don't do international delivery, at all, apparently:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

There was a vending machine at high school that used to have this super sour sweets
You'd get 4 in a pack, and we'd see if we would eat all 4 at once. I once did 8 and my face went red, I started sweating until I could get enough saliva going to wash away the sour coating.
( magnum, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

Haha,
that happened to most people who tried. I am really good at sour, but shit at eating hot or spicy. Like really shit.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

I don't see the point in really hot and really spicy food
it shouldn't uncomfortable to eat.
( magnum, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

I like the cut of your gib, young man.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

i like hot and spicy
but i don't like to weep into my dinner

there's a line, man
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

Anything much more than a korma is a no no for me

( magnum, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

stuff.maxim.com/articles/images/Original/homereats/sour_ball_1.jpg
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

Much like that, but my anus did the same thing

( magnum, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

Hahaha

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

Pfft, refreshers.

( spacefish bong!, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

I was 6 in 1992
I can only assume this party will have jelly and bouncy castles and dressing up as princesses?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

and an uncle you are never quite comfortable around

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

I was 9 and finding out the wonders that girls skirts lift up

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

I was 13.
I was too busy being a geeky guitar playing teenager.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

I can't even remember 1992

( WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

I expect I spent all my time playing World Cup Italia 90' on my mate's Megadrive

( WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

and biting people

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

i remember the day that me and my friend daniel completed steets of rage
good times, man. good times.
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

k
*shits self*
*cries*
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

He said 1992, not 2008

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

oh

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

I finished mine last week
Mine's only been a uni since 1992 though. Ex-poly sigh :(
( B.T., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

I do.
I've just quit my job. YEAH.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

Two jobless in once household?
Thats double mega dole!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

I start at my new job in about an hour and a half.
ULTRAMEGAEFFICIENCY.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

Woo!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

hahaha oh
Dear Applicant,
Re: Support Assistant, Reference number: EDN0154

Many thanks for your application for the above post with Edinburgh Council. After careful consideration I am sorry to advise you that we will not be progressing with your application.

There goes £11,835 PA.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

You should just give up and breed
Plenty of cash in that
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

1992? I was 21, just finishing my first year of university.

( FoldsFive, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:48, archived)