MAN FOR THE DAY!
I'd end up on the register though.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

this
I'd be getting my willy out all over the place.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

welcome to my world *stands in superhero outfit*
for I am...THE NOB TOUCHER!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I'd wee in a doorway
And walk around all day telling people to lick my balls.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:53, archived)