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Hello Fatties. JMG etc.
Who'd like to open things with some well thought out debate?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
JMG, make my hair long like this again:
i4.photobucket.com/albums/y139/CaptainPillowCase/DSCF1079.jpg

Man I miss buckfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
You're certainly fondling that bottle
with some fondness.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
It was loooovely.
Only out of the brown bottle, though, not the green ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
I'm no fan of those piercings.
That's my view on piercings, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
That's long gone, as is my nose stud.
I've stopped stretching my ears aswell, it's too much of a pain in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
aww

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
I know, it's too annoying, though:(
I still have my lovely tragus:) I want my rudey bits done.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
ooh matron! what flavour of rudey piercing?
I think it'll be a scaffold if any other piercing for me. Lots of tattoo ideas mind.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
No rudey piercings for me, thanks.
It was bad enough getting my nipple done.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
not a fan of pierced ladybits
it's just not right, dangit!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
I don't have any piercings now except one in each ear that I put an earring in each for one hour a week
in case I want to wear earrings when I am looking posh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
I didn't have earrings in for about three years, and they stayed open.
I can get the second holes open aswell, but the third is gone for good.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
OO-ER MAGGIE!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
ear stretching: you're doing it wrong

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
*Tugs at your head*
mine grows too fast.

and my hair too, fnar fnar...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
Lolololol
Mine does grow ridiculously fast, but not fast enough to get it that long quickly:(
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
Mine was too long before christmas, was past my shoulder blades. Keep it quite short now, looks better that way and I get less wolf whistles.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
You have nice hair.
Few boys can get away with long hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
fankoo :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
i don't know if i can
but i like my long hair, everyone else can go jump in a lake
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
Ooh lovely long hair.
My hair has never been that long. It's doing my head in a bit actually at the moment. I'm *this* close to O'Connoring the whole bastard lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
Haha, I get like that.
Stupid hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
HOW MAN, GIRLS ARE RUBBISH AT FOOTBALL !

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
That's incredibly sexist and no doubt, my fault.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
HOW MAN, INDIANS CANT DRIVE VERY WELL

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
*is shocked*

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
Would you rather be a woman/ man for the day or get £800

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
MAN FOR THE DAY!
I'd end up on the register though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
this
I'd be getting my willy out all over the place.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
welcome to my world *stands in superhero outfit*
for I am...THE NOB TOUCHER!!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
I'd wee in a doorway
And walk around all day telling people to lick my balls.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
I'd pay £800 to be a woman for a day.
£800 is a shit sum of money.

Make it £8,000 and it starts to become a quandry.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
£800.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
Dole

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
Not today, DG.
You won't believe the dabloons sat next to my keyboard, here.
When folk come over I like to fan myself with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
Be a man for the day.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
I would rather be a man for the day

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
to dreeeam... the impossible dream!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
I would like to be a man for a day
rather than the soft office worker I have become.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
Every day, does a very large part of you die forever?

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
You jest
but yes, yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
I jest not, I foolishly decided to delve once again into 9-5 world last year
It was very bad, I'd forgotten how bad.

You have my sympathies sir.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
a woman
i'd do a bank job, lie low for a few hours, then kerching! much more than £800, and it'd be impossible to identify me
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
i'd pay more to be a buffalo for a day

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
yes
The Netherlands is closing lots of prisons because of lack of prisoners. Is this directly related to them legalising cannabis? Does it mean that there is less actual crime, or people are just not getting arrested for smoking a bit of weed and having a chill out? Have things like mugging, petty crime gone down too?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
But the stats on theft of doritos are sky high

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
JMG's no drugsman, but it's nice to see people not being in prison.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
Are they really?
That's incredible. Britains prisons are overflowing and more are being built. Perhaps we could send them to prisons in the Netherlands as they have capacity.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
They already have a deal with Belgium, I was reading
to accept some of their prisoners.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
The government must be told.
Somebody phone Gordon Brown..and call him a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
I'd volunteer for dutch prison
IT SHOUNDS SHEXIEFUN YES?
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
Yesh, velcome to prishon
please, have a shmoke and a pancake
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
Britian's prisons are overflowing because they keep making more laws against people doing victimless things.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
Really?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
I have no evidence to back this up
but the sheer number of criminal offences introduced under the labour government is ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
Britain's prisons are overflowing because people insist that locking people away for a long time
is the only way to rehabilitate them, when there is absolutely no evidence to suggest that this the case.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
It's not about rehabitation
It's about revenge,retribution,keeping them off the streets
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
death sentence for everything, I say

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
I, JMG, for one, miss the football now that it's over
as I won a tidy one hundred and three pounds and 88 pence sterling last weekend from a five pound sterling bet.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
TOON DOON

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
Why?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
There's still the FA Cup final.
And some England internationals.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
I made my money by betting on accumulators
ie. Five pound on Chelsea, Arsenal, Man Utd, Liverpool, West Ham, when they were playing shit teams.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
Pop a sneaky accumulator on the internationals. There's more than just England.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
Hmm. We'll see.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
Why do offices provide free tea and coffee facilities
but if you want a ribena, you have to go out and get it yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
This is exactly the problem with society in general, Matt
Why do somethings cost more than other things? What's that all about?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
they don't expect to be employing preschool children.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
my brother used to call it "beena"
it was sooo cute
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
I HEAR YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
I have never got this
when I was PA and I would get one of my lackys to prepare refreshments for customers I always provided usual tea coffee, but also I had a few cartons of juice and some herbal teas on offer too. I have always wondered if it was just me who did this as I've never seen it anywhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
we've got herbal tea and water too
occasionally biccies if you're lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
water eh?
have you got any of those fancy new-fangled taps I've been hearing so much about lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
water cooler water, I mean.
from a tap somewhere else, most likely.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:04, archived)