Pay for my train ticket and buy me booze and I shall attend.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

I'd buy you a drink
and provide soft drugs. But I can't do your ticket too.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

JUST SAY NO !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

*Zammo*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

I will buy you two drinks of a maximum cost of £6.50
start walking
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:08, archived)