rememeber those wise words of Dean Martin though

if you don't drink, when you wake up it's as good as it gets.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:29, archived)

you aren't drunk
if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)